More of the" Would You Rather?"

First of all, I would like to say Happy Birthday to Zmudge, who forgot it was his birthday until the actual day it happened. Congratulations, you've beaten my personal best by a whole day! Anyway, I'm bored, so here are some more of my beloved "Would You Rather?" questions.


Would you rather...
hit every red light for the rest of your life
OR
always be wrong?


Would you rather...
have your range of sexual body movement equal to that of a He-Man doll
OR
speak like Yoda when attracted to someone?


Would you rather…
be able to expedite the arrival of an elevator by pressing the buttons multiple times
OR
have the ability to send incredibly natural and sincere on answering machines?


Would you rather...
have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn"
OR
"Taser"?


And finally


Would you rather...
be restricted in writing utensils to lip balm
OR
have to insert "bucket" as every other word you say.
Example: "Hey, bucket, Seth. Bucket, how've, bucket, you've, bucket been?