Stupid Fucking Toner!

OK, so I haven't had the best last couple of days. Mostly it was just yesterday, with the work and all. Wednesday I was at Ciao! doing the whole host thing that I'm so good at, when Becky want's me to go make copies/fix the copier. So I'm in there, trying to fix a paper jam when I'm told that the toner needs to be changed. Now I really don't get along well with copiers, and it's worse when I'm wearing dress clothes. I locate the toner and am pulling it out when it explodes all over me. It was a loose powder toner, but it still got all over my hair, face, and shirt. I should add that it was a brand new white shirt. Of course Becky picks this exact moment to come in and ask if I need any help. After seeing what happened to me, she says that the last time she tried to change the toner the same thing happened to her. Thanks for the warning Becky! I spent the next half hour getting toner off of my shirt and out of my hair and cleavage, thanks to my semi low-cut tank top. Lucky for me it wasn't the kind of loose toner that turns to ink when you mix it with water. The shift went mostly to hell after that, although it did have a few redeeming qualities. Once again, we have a new Manager at Ciao! This will be my fifth while working for this company. Kimberly reminds me a lot of Karen and Erica from Stixx. I think she's going to do well at Ciao!, a lot of the staff likes her already.

If you have time after reading this, please read the post below. I would like some feedback on it since it's my first real accidental attempt at creative writing.