Just for fun

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Job interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor...

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you
fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,Alcohol,
and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and
more attractive.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past
you.

I'm as jober as a sudge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.

Taste the fury that is my Wednesday!!!!!!!

Ok, so it all started Tuesday night. Most of Tues. I was minding my own business, doin some reading... a little chatting on the comp.... laundry..... fairly normal day. 11pm rolls around and I go to Frickers for wing night with the guys. Have some wings, chat for a bit... then we decide too go play team Monopoly at Joes house. Get to Joes at about 12:45-ish, play some Monopoly (two games in which I was the Top Hat) till about 4:30 am. Had an awesome time ever though Pat and I lost the first game and force tied the second one.

I get home right around 5 am, just in time to hear my dad getting up to go play his normal Wednesday morning hockey. While I'm getting ready for bed, at 5 am mind you, I hear my mom call downstairs and ask if I've been too bed yet. Now, I'm thinking that, being a mom, she's going to be a tad upset that I just got home a little while ago. However, I forget that this is my mom were talking about. Instead of prodding me about getting home so late, she wanted too know if I could come and help her with a birth.

*Side note for those of you who don't know this. My mom is a Midwife, a CNM to be exact.

Anyway, she needed another person to be there with her when the mom-to-be came in, and today that extra person just so happened to be me. So I get all ready, go to Tim's and get some food stuffs, and pop over to the birth center so I can be there when the family gets there. Mom is waiting for her birth assistant to come so I can go home when the baby decides to come out.

Right, so I help with the birth, everything goes well. Mom and baby are ok, dad's thrilled, and my mom says everything went very well. Which brings us here. It's 8:11 am as I sit here typing this, and I'm at the point where I'm just awake enough to not want to go to bed.

Yup, it's been an interesting Wednesday so far, and it's not even noon yet. I think I'll try and get some sleep, who knows what the rest of this crazy day will bring.

Oh yeah, and I'm not having kids.......... ever.

The wonders of a green dress.....

Best New Years party ever!!!!!!

..... well, at least the parts of it I can remember *winks*

Happy new year all..... here's hoping '06 is a good one.